You're invited to Izzy's birthday party (she doesnt know about it so dont tell her XD)! The party will be at 4pm (EST). If you don't come you will die a slow and painful deat- I mean please come! :) (presents are optional)
Cotton, if I had any idea that you were having suicidal thoughts, I would have thrown my homework down the toilet and logged on to convince you not to. I-I... I'm here for you. :( And I am unbelievably elated that you're still here.